Officially seriously considering putting together a militia group to just outright fucking destroy Rick Santorum’s asshole until it’s so bloody and raw that he bleed to death.

Like what the actual goddamn fuck.

Like, okay, I had a bad experience with a bitchy yuppie mother at a restaurant today and I think it’s just set something off in me maybe

But you know what, I’m fucking tired of all these people not realizing how fucking wrong they are about living. Fuck this “live and let live” shit. No, you know what, people who live their lives like Rick Santorum, or Yuppie Mom, or fucking any of these self-important fucking twats needs to just have their face pushed to the curb and fucking stomped.

You’re fucking doing it wrong. And I’m tired of seeing it.

We need to stand up, and we need to do it the way that fucking worked countless times in the eons before our grandfathers (and grandmothers).

We just need to straight up start beating the everloving fuck out of these people, until they either surrender or we murder them.

And when someone tries to stop us, some asswipe with a badge or a piece of paper or some money, we say, no, fuck you too, and we beat the fuck out of them.

There are more of us than there are of you. DO NOT FUCK WITH US. We can only be pushed so far before we put down Tumblr and pick up shotguns.

And let me tell you something—I’ve gotten pretty good with shotguns.