pandalot:

For some reason when I was a kid my brain completely failed to process purple and green ketchup as actually being ketchup so even though my step siblings begged my mom for it I begged her not to get it but she did anyway.
So we sat down for hot dogs and fries and here was mine with green shit all over it and I just kinda stared at my plate for a few minutes psyching myself into just eating it because it was just ketchup but then I looked up to see my three siblings chowing down on the stuff and that was it.
I threw up on the table.
Mom never bought it again.

pandalot:

For some reason when I was a kid my brain completely failed to process purple and green ketchup as actually being ketchup so even though my step siblings begged my mom for it I begged her not to get it but she did anyway.

So we sat down for hot dogs and fries and here was mine with green shit all over it and I just kinda stared at my plate for a few minutes psyching myself into just eating it because it was just ketchup but then I looked up to see my three siblings chowing down on the stuff and that was it.

I threw up on the table.

Mom never bought it again.

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    I refused to eat this…I absolutely refused, especially the green. It looked so gross!
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    No, too purple… More like Eridan. XD
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    I had the green one, man! THE FUCKING GREEN ONE!
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    Dont forget there was green as well
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    ; ___ ; They should bring it back..
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    I was never able to eat this stuff.
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    ……………..Gamzee? ; A ;
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    Well this is just my favourite review of anything ever.