“A peculiar image has been circulating the web recently that shows the Sega logo as well as an unknown logo and the single word “Spectrum”. The Japanese text translates to ”A new world of entertainment.” and carries the date of June 6th 2013.”
suddenly, sega appears out of nowhere and sweeps the console war
come on dreamcast 2!
Is it not possible that they sent both
I think that was more directed at MTV than any of them, tbh
it’s very likely they did both, and I’m sure he knows that
Gervais is also a big-ass atheist and is probably like “prayers don’t do dick”
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are straight
But there’s no sense crying over every break up
You just keep on trying til you find someone to fuck
I’ve experiments to run
There are threeways to be done
With the people who are kinda bi
And believe me I am kinda bi
I feel fantastic and I’m kinda bi
And when you’re straight I will be kinda bi
I fuck two genders and I’m kinda bi
Kinda bi
Kinda bi
Thanks to this well thought out and researched news report we can conclude that Tortimer as well as other adults who play Animal Crossing are in fact all pedophiles.
I guess I’m a pedophile now.
FIRST BLOOD MEGASALE
FIRST BLOOD will be up for preorder on June 1st, 2013, but until then, there’s still plenty of time to stock up on the Onslaught Six back catalogue and fill those holes in your collection! Nearly EVERYTHING has been reduced in price! Check out all these great albums:
ONE MAN ARMY DIGITAL SINGLE - The first single from First Blood, available as a free download!
SERIOUS SONGS FOR SERIOUS EARTH EP - A preview of the style turn I’ve taken for First Blood, Serious Songs consists of metal songs in tribute to some of my favourite groups, laden with samples and completely jamworthy. Available as a FREE DOWNLOAD or only $4 for a CD!
THE JOHN CARPENTER EP - Synth soundtrack jams in the style of a lost John Carpenter film from the alternate Dimension Z, painstakenly translated into a form of music that we can listen to. Only $2 to download and $4 for a CD with fold-out 10x10 poster!
TERMINA - Industrial noise metal based on Majora’s Mask, Neon Genesis Evangelion and plenty more. Available as a FREE DOWNLOAD or only $4 for a CD!
DOLPHIN MAXI-SINGLE - 12 remixes and alternate versions of my cyberpunk opus song Dolphin, based on the film and story Johnny Mnemonic, featuring artists like Glass, The Electric Witch, CTRL_ALT_DSTRY and Space Disc Jockey! Free to download and only $3 for a CD!
LAMDA ECKS - My 2010 sophmore effort. An industrial/prog concept album about a man who kills God and destroys the world. $2 to download, $4 for a CD and $7 for the 2-disc special edition!
TIDAL WAVE EP - My original 2009 debut release. Available for TOTALLY FREE DOWNLOAD!
Remember, all purchases include a free immediate download in whatever format you like, a download card (so you can give the album to a friend or redownload it yourself), FREE GUM, and a handwritten personalized thank-you note from Onslaught Six! Items can also be signed and personalized at your request!
BUY SOME JAMS!
